My Dirty Little Secret

I have a collection...it is VERY small, VERY exclusive...and it was something really only ROGUES could have. From time to time I pull pieces of it out to torment others (usually young male guild members). What in the world could it BE you ask?

My Steamy Romance book collection.

There are only THREE books in the series all of which star "Marcus" a Paladin of....questionable morals...oh he didn't start OUT that way...no if you have this series you see his gradual downfall through each of the books until the very LATEST....

In Book One - the ORIGINAL " A Steamy Romance Novel" we are first introduced to Marcus as he is working as a quest giver...enter Nahni, a human mage who has more than just the QUEST reward on her mind...

In Book Two - "A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love" Marcus is back, but he has taken a turn on the wild side, here he is sneaking off to meet up with An'tush an UNDEAD Rogue in the Tram...

Now comes the LATEST installment, but apparently blizzard decided the Rogues couldn't have ALL the fun because unlike the first two books "A Steamy Romance: Northern Exposure" is actually a random drop from the daily FISHING quest in Dalaran. Once again we have Marcus at the center of the tale but this time he has hooked up with a GNOME WARLOCK named Tavi in Dalaran. Her attempted seduction goes a little array leading to a rather twisted yet funny book that you must be "lvl 99" to finish....

So now you know....and if you ever want to get your hands on your OWN collection, just ask a pick pocketing Rogue.